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A south Florida Mother, Audrey Willoughby, pleaded no contest Monday to child abuse charges. She allegedly let her 10-year-old daughter drive mommy home after a few too many beers. REALLY?


Ok...my mom enjoys alcohol too, and when I was a little boy I loved that she would always bring me home dozens of swords to use as weapons when He-Man was in a war with the Thundercats. I found out later in life, that these swords allegedly were from the all the drinks that her and her friends had drowned in the night before. THIS is an example of how a mother can use her excessive drinking to benefit her child, Ms. Willoughby dropped the ball bottle.

First, why was your 10 year old with you and your drunken boyfriend (original DD) at a bar and 2nd, drunk or not, when your boyfriend suggests that she drive b/c he's had a few too many...call a freakin taxi or steal an ambulance...don't buy into this stupid idea. Here's the kicker, not only did she hand the keys to her 10 year old...she GOT INTO THE BACK SEAT WITH HER 8 YEAR OLD SON. Former mother of the year  Dina Lohan would like to nominate this woman for the 2011 award.

Parent of the year qualifications:

• Drunk at a bar with 2 children under the age of 12.
• Have no idea how your getting home.
• Be in a serious relationship with a complete idiot.
• Add designated driver to your little girls list of chores.
• In general be a total twat.

5 for 5, I believe Ms. Willoughby is a front runner.

The situation ended like this: "No sooner than the 10-year old pulled out into traffic did she start

crashing into cars. In a panic, the preteen hit the accelerator instead of the brakes and drove the Toyota Corolla into a house."

The little girl was then grounded with no cartoon network, easy bake oven, or driving for 2 weeks.