Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Your Mom is a PSYCHO!

Tomorrow is the season premiere of TLC pedo-classic . This has to be the WORST, saddest, lamest show on tv and I'm not entirely convinced that it shouldn't be illegal! They take these little girls and wax their eyebrows cake on the make up  to the point that they literally look like a spazzed out doll, give them Texas sized hair , which they obviously love, put them in ridiculous ensembles and good Lord, they even give them fake teeth so their teeth aren't crooked . They're babies...so they have baby teeth you psychos! This portion of the show is just sad, but these kids idiot parents are what make the show reality TV GOLD! The mothers of the sad little girls are just sadder little girls that were never pretty or are psycho competitive control freaks and have grown up to be sad little girls in REALLY big girl bodies. These sad women drag their weak sauce husbands from city to city paying $1000's on clothing, pageant fees, make up, and their self esteem...all at the cost of their daughters. When their daughters win they act like it's the best thing that could happen in the world . Congratulations!!!! Out of all the 6 year olds that are made to look like 19 year old whores...you're the best one!!!! (Based on this photo...jerry curl ringlets aren't a hit!) And when their kids lose...ugh, it's disgusting.  Their Mom's are soo disappointed and often times seem mad that they "wasted" money on the pageant...putting guilt on the child and making them feel like it's their fault they were dealt a shitty hand in the parent department. In closing, just because your little girl hasn't gotten addicted to buffets, doesn't need fake hair clips from the mall, and can still button her jeans doesn't mean you should paint on her face, dress her up like  and parade her around begging for her to be judged. Yes, more than likely you have self esteem issues but if you keep making your daughter feel like she's only worthy if she's dressed like a circus clown and wins...later in life she'll continue to dress that way...only she'll be swinging around a pole.