People are REALLY dumb.

On the way to work every morning I listen to the news, mostly for the political updates . No I really listen to hear about the stupid crap people get in trouble for doing. My faith in humanity is slowly being whittled away by these idiots that clearly are not wearing their .                                    Dumb ass #1  apparently this isn't just a terrible lifetime movie...it's the great idea thought up by a Vancouver woman. 36 year old Heidi Knowles  (actual photo) attempted to sell her 3 day old baby, and that is the least sad part of this story. Not only did this LOSER try to sell her baby, she tried to sell the child for a bargain $500.00....at a taco bell.. Really? It's obvious that you are an idiot, and probably inbred but that's beside the point. How did you come up with this figure... That the going rate for babies these days? This purse is $800 & this truck  is $700. You really thought your child was worth less than this truck...which is probably where the child was conceived? Well then I started to think about your target market Ms. Knowles (related to )?? I think you should have at least went to McDonald's or if you were feeling extry greedy, maybe Applebee's where all of the rich folk dine. Do you know who eats at ...fat people, drunk people, and fat drunk people...none of which have much extra $$ to add a baby on to their $4.99 chicken quesadilla value meal. I mean if you dangle a $500 baby and  in front of  she's not going to pick the baby. Thankfully Beyonce's cousin was arrested (previous warrants surprise surprise) and the child was taken into protective services, hopefully forever. Unfortunately for Ms. Knowles, her bail was set at $500.00 which she was unable to come up with.

Dumb Ass mom # 2 is just as stupid but probably a better parent. A Seattle mother left her 2 year old sitting by a 5th story . To no one's surprise (other than dumb mom) the baby fell out of the window. Thankfully, the baby only fell a few feet onto the  directly below the window.  Here comes the dumb part, the mother, seeing the child fall out of the window, without hesitation  out of the window. My thought...what were you going to do...land on your child after it hit the ground??? How would this help anyone? Fortunately for dumb people, the balcony also caught the mom, breaking her ankle in the process. Physically both mother and child were ok but they were sent to the ER to be evaluated, at which point the mother was given a cat scan that reveled she had . Most. People. Are. Gross.