The Idol producers must have not wanted me to watch b/c they opened with the contestants that I HATE. Twatty McDouche
opened this show with what I thought was a Keith Urban orignal but apparently I was wrong. He 
, pretty much everything about him sucks. I hope he goes home this week.Naima came directly from the set of cool runnings
. She started out by talking with a fake accent (lame) and was wearing a collared jamican bob-sled uniform
she ties with scotty for the most annoying person on the show. She sang Elton John regae which Genifah politely said "was a better idea than execution". I think it all sucked, go home already!Paul Mcdonald had a farm...I mean a florist. This guys suit...is something only he could pull off...
. I really like Paul, I think he's very talented and unique, but I'm not sure how far he can go on blindingly white teeth and quirkiness. It's a singing competition, and he needs to start pushing is voice. I see him in the top 5 but not sure how much farther than that he'll go if he doesn't do a little more.
Pia sang "don't let the sun go down on me". She's getting kind of boring but she keeps KILLING it, she is sooooooo good, and even hotter than she is talented! See you in the finals!Stefano
was in the bottom 2 last week...and barely made the top 10. He started out kinda blah but I thought he pulled it out at the end. Hopez actually asked to see his "tiny dancer" he blushed. He ended the song by grabbing Jho's hand and she melted.
is one of the only contestants, in my opinion, that can give PIPI a run for her money. The edge that Lauren has is that her singing is COMPLETELY effortless. She's phenominal and the control that she has over her voice is amazing.James Durbin, throw him out with the trash (scotty & naima). He set the piano on fire and in my opinion should have thrown his mic in the fire and ran off stage. He's a HUGE QUEEF!
Thia
...honestly I thought she already went home. She is soooo freaking boring no doubt she's gone tonight!Casey.
..was probably the best guy of the night...hated him last week, the redic reaction to him being saved, was he going to faint??...ugh get a ginger grip. But he did great this week...even though I can't watch him w/o thinking he's Will Ferrel doing a musical skit.
He's very talented but my gosh drama. The stage with lit up with pink and red fog while he 
bawled and cried
and drooled 
all over the stage. Relax Ru.Haley...her voice is redic.
If she hadn't been in the bottom so often I could see her in top 3 easy. I could go on and on and on about her talent. I don't even like bennie and the jets but she made me enjoy it. She murdered that song, in a good way. Best of the night for sure!Going home...I think Naima and Thia...(with scotty or stefano sneaking in).
, my mom spent over $200.00 buying final 4 shirts for my entire family (except for me...rude) and the mayor of Lexington declared, 
. Being a Kentucky Basketball fan is soo exciting, fun, nerve-wracking...all of which are reasons to drink...a lot! So in order to somehow displace my anticipation for Saturday night
I've came up with several things we can all do to make it the most memorable final 4 yet!
, any of these 
and you will be watching the game alone if you wear 
(probably a DUKE fan). So just grab the jeans you paint in, or that don't really fit anymore, or that pair from your early 20's that are waaay to destroyed for someone your age to wear in public and cut them off at the knee. DONE.
(you could probably even wear these to the bar on Saturday and no one would say anything). I have my nephew for a few hours on Saturday and I'm definitely putting him in 
.
that are out to eat Sunday afternoon.
therefore everything I drink will be blue. Blue jello shots are a must have and if you can find a JORTS cookie cutter to cut the jell-o, EVEN BETTER.
And of course it isn't a party, or a game, if you aren't taking LOTS of shots. Final 4 shot: 
, 
, and 
. Just put a frozen raspberry in the bottom a a shot glass, mash it up a little, add 1 part makers and 1 part ale8 and throw it back! This also works VERY well as a drink (thanks Ben), the raspberries work double time as flavor and ice. I know it's not a blue drink but Makers and Ale8's are KY drinks so it counts. 
be sure to take a shot(s) for 
. 
because he found a dead mouse in the bottom of his can. Mr Sulzhik says "I put it down and I felt it was still heavy. So I backwashed it and all this debris went into my mouth," 
says the 19 year old. "Then I looked in the can and I saw the tip of the tail and I vomited everywhere." 
Ok, so I don't really drink energy drinks, and when I do it's redbull (and vodka). But wouldn't you notice a weird taste/odor/color/weight to the drink?? This guy was thristy!! Monster Energy have refused to believe this story is true, and in lieu of paying this guy millions, they offered to settle with him by giving him a Monster Enegry "Mouse" Pad 
Haha. I think he should take the offer, having that mouse pad and maybe spraying on a little 
he'll be the white trashiest guy in town!
This snake is belived to be the species that cleopatra used to kill herself and when it was used in the Indiana Jones films...it is/was so dangerous that a thick pane of glass had to be placed between it and 
at all times. The Zoo closed the reptile house as soon as it was discovered that the snake was gone. Visitors were disappointed and one father complained that his little girl really wanted to see the snakes. Really, then take her out of her stroller and the two of you crawl around the reptile house, I've got $20 that one of you finds the snake 
. dumb ass
Well like any other 17 year old, Rachel accepted defeat and went home...oh wait no she didn't, around 7pm she showed up with a 9mm and pistol whipped her mom in the head. This obviously knocked some sense into her mother, who then rode with 
. Her mother refused to press charges due to the fact the daughter is one scary ho 
and has been accepted to several 
opened the show. He needs to shave that nasty ginger beard, that thing combined with the lights...this guy was sweating like 
when he finished singing the hit single "I heard it through the grapevine" by 
. Thia finally woke up and moved around a little bit and channeled her inner asian hannah montana. But apparently walking and singing is pretty difficult because she forgot the lyrics twice...
(that's her waving bye b/c she's going home.) 
went next and the judges loved him! I don't see it, he's talented but the way he sings just makes me queasy...Hopez said she was "begging for it". WOW. Lauren went next...she is soo cute and incredibly talented. She's just effortless...but she is sooooooooooo tacky. Looking at her mother,
it's easy to see where she gets her "taste". Stefano made Gennifah disappear. She literally slid out of her chair...she was able to wipe the drool off of her face long enough to give him some criticism. He sang "Hello" and did an ok job, except he mouthed "I Love You" after the song was over, into the camera. EWWWWW. What a..... 
(That's a cheese ball). He has a slight chance of being in the bottom 3 but he won't go home. Haley...I just don't get it. She is probably the most talented person vocally in the competition. She can do ANYTHING with her voice, the judges even said so. She's been in the bottom 2 each week??? She did waaaaaay better last night and kept her lipstick off her face so I'm hoping she dodges another bullet. Next was Twatty 
She needs to sing something upbeat before she starts boring people but I still don't have any complaints...and that's the only "negative" thing the judges said to her too. I have no doubt that she will be in the finals!!Paul went next. He is still quirky enough to make him one of my fave guys but he's starting to get lost a little in my opinion, needs to do something crazy. 
followed Paul and she of course had a ridiculous dance break in the middle of her song...I'm done with 
. Closing the show was 
).Bottom 3 are 
Stefano and Haley may sneak in there but I think the did well enough to be safe. As much as I hate Medusa, I think Thia will be out.