Yard Vomit 2, puppies for sale.

It's January and Bruce Bruce (made up name) has removed all of the Christmas mess from the house. I'm thinking that I won't get to see another episode of my reality show until the weather warms up or maybe at Easter...WRONG. BB opens the door and out of nowhere 9 dogs run out. BB sheepishly hobbles out to the end of the drive way and hammers a sign into the ground. Daschund Puppies for Sale. Then I noticed that he cowered and looked toward the window, Kathy Bates peeped through the blinds and spent the next 10 minutes "correcting" his mistakes until the for sale sign was "perfect". He then hobbled around the yard for the next 30 minutes trying to get all of the dogs back in the house, he got all but one in, finally grabbed the last puppy, and she opened the door and they all ran back out...so she yelled at him, REALLY?. We make it through Valentines Day with minimal activity due to the weather and I'm assuming a giant heart flag is appropriate enough for February. Yesterday, 2 St. Patty's day flags are laying in the grass, she "walks" outside with her cane and her "grabber" (a long stick with a claw on the end of it) and picks up the flags. She screams for Bruce Bruce to come out and '"fix my flags!" He gets the leprechaun flag up no problem, but the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow gives him some trouble, when it falls into a puddle of mud she beings to beat him with her "beater", formally her "grabber" he hobbles away as fast as he can. Now, one can only assume that she has somehow lured the man into her home (with a puppies for sale sign??) and busted his knee so he cannot get away. I'm anxious to see where this goes, I'll keep you posted.