The 137th Kentucky Derby

The Kentucky Derby is perhaps the ONLY classy thing associated with this state. This "most exciting two minutes in sports" draws crowds from all over the world. Tons of celebs, politicians, and even  was here a few years ago. Of course she had a special  flown over. In my opinion, Derby is as much about the traditions as it is about the actual race. For the ladies, it's a chance to show off who's got the biggest ovaries/deepest pockets as they find pretty dresses and ridiculous hats :  it's basically a white trash excuse to dress like you're attending the... (that could be a derby hat). My wife, and several of her friends are taking the less dramatic/more "in" approach this Derby and wearing a fascinator...which is basically a headband with a dead bird glued to it.. For us guys Derby is all about drinking (as most things are) and losing money gambling. If you've never had the signature derby drink, a Mint Julep  I HIGHLY recommend it. There are many variations but it's basically heaven bourbon, simple syrup, mint and ice. On derby day Woodford Reserve sells a limited number of $1000 ! This cocktail comes in a 24k gold plated cup and has some pretty exotic ingredients: sugar cane cut and crushed by hand from Sainte Marie in the Reunion Island of France; Turkish mint grown near the Euphrates River; ice made of water from an aquifer in the wilderness of Central Norway; and a small batch of the Master Distiller's personal selection of Woodford Reserve. I've only had a couple of these in my life but it's for a good cause, all proceeds benefit the permanently disabled jockey's fund. As far as betting goes, forget it. I've never won a single penny on a horse race...but maybe this will be my year. For up to date information all of this years derby horses...click here http://www.kentuckyderby.com/contenders. Good Luck, and my only advice...don't drink so many mint juleps that it's impossible for the person taking bets to understand what you're trying to slur say. Been there done that!