were arrested in Graves Co. Kentucky for refusing to put reflectors on the back of their wagons. Unlike the "uppity" Amish below, these men believe the reflectors to be "too modern".
(conformists!). 
(billy goats).I wish I could say that the men were forced to wear bright orange jumpsuits while serving ther 3-10 day sentences but, the jail offered them a darker alternative after the men refused to wear the orage. Not that it would matter if they went nude, check out the facial hair; can u imagine the amish undercarriage...
YIKES!So, the hall of fame worthy mugshot above led me to searching the web for other awesome mugshots and making up the story behind them!
Louise Anderson is charged with theft by deception...no one can tell if she's happy or sad...or seductive??
see.
Fa'Rhonda Jones was arrested for attempted robbery after "she?" attempted to pose as a mannequin in order to rob the store after hours.
Billy Goates was arrested for attempted bestiality for trying to seduce a sheep by wrapping his nasty ass gauged ears around themselves to make him look more animal like (see amish).
&
Thelma and Louise were arrested for prostitution.
Hoopy Goldberg was arrested for that hair cut.
The Reigning Mrs. Chalupa was arrested for being a drag and getting in a fight with another pagent girl 
I can see it!
Really?
for impersonating Nicki Minaj!
Arrested during the middle of her haircut on drug dealing charges. Hopefully she'll get clean in jail...poor thing is only 22, a HARD 22.
Until today, she was a "FUNctioning alcoholic.We all know where Timberlake is, JC is on ABDC, Joey gets lame hosting jobs, Lance is gay and that other NSYNC guy incarcerated
.
and I couldn't look at anymore after the queef dressed as a breathalyzer got a DUI.
Best.blog.yet.
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